Hey everyone! Long time no sim 😉
So just as i started this new story i got a new job and the hours are so long and by the time I get home I’m like dead and on weekends I’m just like urghh i can’t move so I haven’t updated in about 10 years, apologises.
I uploaded these pictures ages ago and I actually cant remember any of it so yeah, lets see how this goes!
So, we start this chapter off with a picture of the potion shop…why you ask?
I have no idea.
I just took a picture of this car because it was driver less and stuck there.
Bethany: Personal space Lozza.
Sssh, if i wanna take a picture of you in EA’s worst invention yet i will!
Anywho, Bethany soon departs from the beloved rocking chair and decides to visit the festival.
Bethany: Come to mama!
Is it me or do the plants look really bright?
Gif is legit.
Bethany: OMG THIS EGG IS BEAUTIFUL!
Meanwhile back at the shack.
Russ: What’s this feeling in my tummy!?
Russ: I’M DYING, FEED ME WOMAN!
You have legs, you have a fridge…I think. Work it out.
This honestly happens on a daily basis with Russ.
Looks like Bethany invested in some potions at the potion place. What potion you ask? I have no idea.
Bethany: MUHAHAHA
Marty: What the heck’s she doing!?
Bethany: Die douchebag, die!
Nice.
Marty: She’s crazy!
Bethany: Check out my matrix pose.
Lame.
Marty: What is this witch craft, i’m turning blue! HELPPP JUSTINEE!!
Bethany: Finally my evil plan is coming to life.
Marty: …..
Bethany: …..
Marty: …….
Bethany: Oh shit nothing happened
Facepalm.
Oh Russ? Yeah his still alive, he just spends his life on the sofa.
Russ: Hahaha TV you so funny.
Not sure why I took this picture of a random lady and her dog….I know her last name is Forking but hell i have no idea what her first name is….might be Naomi.
Nameless: Fetch the piggy little dog!
Dog: *Jumps in wrong direction* Mine.
So I was just hovering around town as you do and I came across Emma with a baby and I was like WHAAAT??
so i master controlled the family tree and Emma isn’t related at all to any of them, so why she has the kid? I’ll never know.
Emma: My baby now.
Kid: So so cold.
Taking a baby out with no top on. Top parenting!
Meanwhile back at the festival.
Bethany: Why do I get the feeling I’m being watched?
I legit did not see the puppy behind her when I took this photo haha
Kissing booth man: It’s finally happening, my first kiss!
Who’s the lady I recognise her but can’t pin point the name? Goth maybe?
Old lady: Let gram show you how its done.
Please excuse me whilst I vom.
Russ: Horse shoes is fun! Leave me to concentrate.
HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET HERE!?
Photobooth girl! OMG not only did photobooth guy get his first kiss I do too!
Old guy who’s name I forget: I’ll give you something you’ll never forget!
Cat: Ew.
Emma: Hmm should I go grab a slice of pizza Agnes or??
Russ: Hey!! I can’t see the horse shoe game, please move.
Wow, she really listened there Russ.
Russ: MOVEEEE, MOMMYYYY TELL HERRR!!
Your mommy ent here. Hey where’d the kid Emma kidnapped go?
Mackenzie and Kip are expecting a bundle of joy! Wooo for babies!
Russ: I just wanted to play horse shoes.
Them eyes.
Agnes: You looking at me!?
Russ: No, but gurll that hair doe! You got me flying back to the sixtys!
Cat: *Stalk*
Erm, Russ your gay is showing.
Bethany: Russ, I have some really exciting news!
Russ: OMG, OMG, OMG PLEASE BE HORESHOES!
Bethany: Well I’m pregnant!
Russ: Aww congratulations honey!
Russ: So happy for you, so who’s the father?
Bethany: This kid serious? *hides anger*
Brb, just getting the shovel.
Russ: You’re gonna be a great mum!
Bethany: What’s wrong with this guy!
Bethany: SOMEONE HELP ME I’M CHOKING, I CAN’T DIE I’M PREGNANT!
Naomi: Cold evening isn’t it Gus?
Gus: I feel so awkward right now….
Bethany: HELPPPPP!!
I checked my game by the way, the pink girl is Naomi, my memory amazes me 😉
Meanwhile Russ made his way home and got out the cab and now for some reason can’t move.
Russ: Lozza, HELP ME!
Can’t ISBI. Every man for himself dude.
Bethany: HEY RUSS! COME INSIDE ITS FREEZING!!
RUSS: HONEY I CANT! THIN AIR IS BLOCKING MY WAY!!
Idiot. I swear she has her back to me but i can see her breath like she’s looking at me? Erm.
Righty: It’s OK Russ I’ll keep you company!
Russ: That’s great!
Righty! Hey its lefty!
Russ: Hey lefty 😀
Lefty! Hey righty lets get out of here its freezing!
Russ: Oh.
Russ: Alone and cold, so this is how it ends *Shivers* Tell my unborn child I died a *Shivers* hero.
LOL NO.
So yeah Russ lived, he finally followed a horse then made his way home.
Russ: I’m off to work work work work work work.
I’m so sorry I just had to. Haaa.
Bethany: Breakfast is done!
Why walk about 15 miles from the house to put the plate down?
Bethany: Don’t be so dramatic!
What’s with the stink lines?
Bethany: I don’t know if I smell or if I just trumped.
Lady like my Beth is, as you can see.
So I decided to take Bethany to see a show, cuz why not?
Gabe: This is the best thing since sliced bread! *Jazz hands*
Bethany: It’s ok i suppose. *Claps*
Bethany: It’s ok baby the bad man’s performance will be over soon!
Working that pout Bethany!
Bethany: Not gonna lie this show sucks.
Monika: If I don’t look at anyone maybe they won’t talk to me
Clay & Jared: *Looks at Monika*
Gabe: BEST SHOW EVER!
I have no idea why I took this photo.
Bethany: This house is just breathtakingly beautiful!
Russ: Look honey,I can make a butterfly with my hands!
Bethany: I’m just gonna ignore this amateur.
Wise move.
RUSS!! OMG OMG OMG! Your hands are through your shirt!
Bethany! YES BECAUSE THAT’S THE REAL PROBLEM HERE ISN’T IT? I’M IN LABOUR YOU IDIOT!
LOL ANKLE BURNERS!
Bethany: *Ignores Lozza* Hi Bebe! Can you assist I’m in labour!
Bebe: Off duty. Don’t look in the eye.
Aw young love!
Daniel: Ahh my back!
Sam: Let me give you a backrub my sweet.
Why is Sam always bold?
Love is in the air in sunset valley this fine evening!
Bethany: 🙂
Russ: Hey! Wait for me!
Everybody welcome Nick to the world! I personally wouldn’t choose the name Nick but I used random name generator so meh!
Bethany: Drink up Nick, it doesn’t get any more luxurious than this!
Russ: TV!!
Well that’s all for now! Thanks for checking in and reading! Next time we’re see what Nick looks like as a toddler!
Get ready for a cuteness overload!
Tally so far
Torch-Holders:
Births
Pets born/Dog generations:
Fires:
Fights:
Pass-outs:
Frozen Solid:
Pet pass-out:
Self-Wettings:
Repo-man:
Total Death Count:
Resurrections:
Pet deaths:
Reach top of a career:
LTWs Achieved:
Social Worker Visits(per child/pet):
Quit without saving:
Fired from job:
Yay no fails!
0.1 Lights Camera Action 1.0 The Upbringing of Nick Sanderson
The Sanderson ISBI 